Make Out Club Lyrics - Singles - Braxtons

if I recall correctly 

it was the middle of spring 

walkin with my boys 

contiplating what summer will bring 

we started talkin about girls 

and it was the funniest thing 

as I started to remember some of the funniest things 

see there was ashley, 

she caught my eye the second that she pasted me 

I kissed her once 

then she started to harrase me 

she called all night long 

I had to buy a brand new phone 

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And let me see 

there was mellony 

to have a mouth like that should be a felony 

wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me 

I mean dirty vocab 

she used to talk like she was crunk 

and after that was tiffany 

the one with the cute cousin 

are you kiddin' me? 

she had a man 

but that didn't mean shit to me 

he tryed to catch us all the time 

but I was just to god dam smooth 

and I can't forget to mention Carrie 

but that situation quickly got scary 

'cause after 2 days she was like lets get married 

can you believe that shit? 

I had to pack my bags and move! 

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they say I gotta change my evil ways 

and I'm workin hard at it every day but 

No matter what i do 

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to 

if love is just a game that people play 

and practice make perfect is what they say but 

no matter what I do 

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to 

I'll always remember Monica 

the jewish chick 

she'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah 

to met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica 

but she looked so dam good 

she almost made my ass convert 

and after that there was Lisa 

she had a twin sister, Teresa 

I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza 

the greatest night of my life 

schleps to rock that kill to birds 

and there was Erica 

she had the stankest breath in North America, 

I tryed to slip her tic tacs 

but they were scared of her 

and when we made out 

I always had to plug my nose 

And I supose your know the sister 

shoot, I swear by hand and God 

I only kissed her 

I gotta foot fetish 

but she gotta lota blisters 

I mean hammer time feet 

you think she had walked from Boca Raton 

they say I gotta change my evil ways 

and I'm workin hard at it every day but 

No matter what I do