Breaking news regarding a horrific tragedy
With our nation's space program
Apparently there has been a malfunction of unknown origin
Aboard the USS Gloria
The manned spacecraft currently in orbit around the Saturn moon Titan Preliminary reports are saying
That the spacecraft began venting gases into space
That propelled it into the dark side of Titan
The crew is now out of radio contact
And officials at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas
Believe that the possibilities of the crew
Surviving a landing on the moon to be very very slim
Right now, they are hoping That the craft has somehow remained
In a stagnant position in the eclipsed orbit of Titan
Which would allow for their survival
Until a rescue effort could be executed
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