In Heaven There Is No Beer Lyrics - Brave Combo

In Heaven there is no beer 

(No beer?!) 

That's why we drink it here 

And when we're all gone from here 

Our friends will be drinking all the beer. 

In Heaven there is no wine 

(No wine?!) 

So we drink till we feel fine 

And when we leave this all behind 

Our friends will be drinking all the wine. 

In Heaven there is no fear 

(No fear) 

So we worry too much here 

And we drink ourselves full of beer 

To help us when we deal with the fear. 

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In Heaven there are no drugs 

That's why we hang with thugs 

And when the Lord pulls the plug 

All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah. 

Thugs and drugs 

Beer... 

In Heaven there is no sex 

(Oh no!) 

So let's do that next 

And when our muscles no longer flex 

Someone else will be having sex. 

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In Heaven there are no wars 

Or cars, or movie stars 

And when we no longer are 

The world will probably still be having wars. 

What the heck! Yeah! 

Sex and war, 

Bars and cars. 

Drugs, thugs, 

And delicious food.