Cool Schmool Lyrics - Pottymouth - Bratmobile

We're so cool yeah, yeah 

Yeah we're so cool, cool 

We're so cool yeah, yeah 

Fuck you too, cool schmool 

I don't wanna sit around & talk about the wipers 

Weren't those the good old days? 

I don't wanna wonder if you're gonna say hello 

I don't wanna wonder if you're gonna walk away 

I don't wanna hear how many friends you have 

'cause I don't have any anymore 

Cool schmool 

I don't want you to tell me what's so cool 

I don't wanna go back to jr. highschool 

I don't want anyone to tell me how thin I am 

I don't want to die for your fucking candy treats 

Cool schmool 

I just wanna be one of the boys 

I just wanna be your little fashion toy 

Let's hang out & be cool, alright 

Let's go watch the girl fight tonight 

Cool schmool 

I don't have to try 'cause I know where you're at 

I hate dogs so I love cats 

I can bake a pie & look you up & down 

I could throw your heart right outta this town 

See I don't know why you're always telling me 

what's so cool about what I'm wearing 

When you can't even tell me how you feel 

& you can't even be my friend for real