Horse With No Legs Lyrics - Singles - Brandmeier Jonathon

(Jonathon Brandmeier/Dewey Bunnell) 

(To te tune of "A Horse with No Name") 

On the first part of the journey 

I was looking at a bizarre kill 

there were hoofs and limbs horse smell everywhere 

At Fortyith and Union Hills 

The first thing I met was a humane man 

Who said he couldn't figure this mess out 

Some said it was kids, low-rider ponies, or a strange religious cult 

CHORUS 

Somewhere in the desert 

There's a horse with no legs 

Who is going through a lot of pain 

Some crazy loon just sawed off his limbs 

And there ain't no way to get them back again 

La la la la la la la la la la la la 

La la la la la la la la la la la la 

After three days in the desert sun 

The legs began to turn red 

A circle was formed 

Four legs pointed north 

Was it the work of some cult bonehead? 

To think of horses with stumps 

With bellies dragged on the ground 

Made me sad to thiink they were dead 

CHORUS 

After nine days we still don't know what to think 

And we haven't even got a clue 

The horses don't have a leg to stand on 

They'll just turn 'em into Elmer's Glue 

Now the first thing we met was a humane man 

Who said he couldn't figure this mess out 

Some said it was kids, low-rider ponies, or a strange religious cult 

CHORUS 

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