Montreal Lyrics - Bran Van 3000

I think I love to watch you laughing 

In fact I love to watch you do anything 

And yes I do feel this thing happening 

But you'll have to excuse me girl 

'cause my taxi's waiting 

Although I do 

Yes I do 

I love you in my own twisted ways 

One day God walked on old mount royal 

Just to dream up the human form 

Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle 

And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal 

Say it's just too bad some hearts don't settle 

And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving 

Yeah, we heard this one before 

I said, dear god, buddy, now don't you meddle 

'cause I've got my own little twisted ways of showing you that I do 

Yes I do 

I love you in my own twisted ways 

And sing it 

Like we used to sing 

See kermit the frog was one day daydreaming 

Thinking about himself at a red light 

With that it-ain't-easy-being-greenin' 

And the cars behind him kept honking and honking 

And kermit's last words as he flipped the bird 

Was, damn you muppets just keep on taking! 

See I've got my own things now so stop tooting 

I do my lily pad jumping 

Miss piggy bumping 

Lotta miss piggys and that's all good 

And I'm gonna turn this red light 

Into a block party 

So we can get down in basics of what? 

Rainbow connecting 

Yes I do 

I love you in my own twisted ways