Holidays Lyrics - Singles - Brainpool

Stumble out of bed and go to work at half past seven 

At night you fix some food and watch TV until eleven 

And inbetween your coffeebreaks you try to earn a fortune 

'Cause you are daddy's pride and joy 

The travelagents start to advertise on new years day 

Eat mustard in Dijon or take a swim in Pocketbay 

Your boss is breathing down your neck you need to get away 

And it will soon be holiday 

With pockets full of cash 

And friends with names like Jack and Nash 

You book the cheapest trip you can 

And then you're off to wonderland 

And you get pissed on your way there 

And make rude comments to a queer 

But Jackie throws him off the boat 

A french policeman makes a note 

Your friends at work all envy you bacause you've seen the world 

You've got some news from Athens and you claim you kissed a french girl 

You tell them that you're half a man without all new impressions 

You need your kicks like they need air 

With pockets full of cash 

And friends with names like Jack and Nash 

You book the cheapest trip you can 

And then you're off to wonderland 

And you get stoned when you arrive 

And Jackie doubts that you're alive 

He digs a grave with his own hands 

A dutch policeman stops his plans