The Pants Lyrics - American Saturday Night - Brad Paisley

You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders 

She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please 

You wear the pants 

Buddy good for you 

I'm so impressed 

Yeah, whoopty-doo 

You need to know 

That ain't how it works 

It's not who wears the pants, 

It's who wears the skirt 

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In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties 

Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills 

With your big old legs, I bet you can't get in 'em 

With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will 

But you wear the pants 

Buddy good for you 

I'm so impressed 

Yeah, whoopty-doo 

You need to know 

That ain't how it works 

It's not who wears the pants, 

It's who wears the skirt 

A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 

A little thing like her can barely lift the bar 

Just wait 'til that woman has a headache 

And she sits there with her legs crossed 

Well, we'll see how strong you are 

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You wear the pants 

Well, good for you 

I'm so impressed 

Yeah, whoopty-doo 

You need to know 

That ain't how it works 

It's not who wears the pants, 

It's who wears the skirt 

You wear the pants, 

She'll wear the skirt