Online Lyrics - 5th Gear - Brad Paisley

I work down at the pizza pit 

and I drive an old Hyundai 

I still live with my mom and dad 

I'm five foot three and overweight 

I'm a sci-fi fanatic 

A mild asthmatic 

Never been to second base 

But there's a whole 'nother me 

That you need to see 

Go check out my space 

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood 

I'm six foot five and I look damn good 

I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate 

And I love a good glass of wine 

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(Chorus) 

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious 

I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious 

'Cause even on a slow day 

I can have a three way chat with two women at one time 

I'm so much cooler online 

So much cooler online 

I get home, I kiss my mom 

And she fixes me a snack 

And I head down to my basement bedroom 

And fire up my Mac 

In real life, the only time I've ever even been to LA 

Was when I got the chance with the marching band 

To play tuba in the Rose Parade 

But, oh, online I live in Malibu 

I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ 

I'm single and I'm rich 

And I got a set of six pack abs that will blow your mind 

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(Repeat Chorus) 

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious 

I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious 

'Cause even on a slow day 

I can have a three way chat with two women at one time 

I'm so much cooler online 

Yeah, I'm cooler online 

When you got my kind of stats, it's hard to get a date 

Let alone a real girlfriend 

But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight 

Everytime I log in 

Online I'm out in Hollywood 

I'm six foot five and I look damn good 

And even on a slow day 

I can have a three way chat with two women at one time 

I'm so much cooler online 

Yeah, I'm cooler online 

Hey, I'm so much cooler online 

Yeah, I'm cooler online