Karate Lyrics - Wheelhouse - Brad Paisley

She doesn't dare go in the place 

With those bruises on her face 

So she goes through the drive-through 

and keeps her sunglasses on 

She didn't know when she married that man 

She'd get to know him like the back of his hand 

But now she's had enough 

And the battle lines are drawn 

He's in a bar chasin' Cuervo with Tecate 

He doesn't know she's been taking Karate 

The way she figures it, about July 

She'll finally have the belt to match her eye 

(Yah!) 

She's on a mission as the months pass 

Five days a week, never misses a class 

Now she's up to breaking boards and concrete blocks 

(Yah!) 

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He's in a bar chasin' Cuervo with Tecate 

He doesn't know she's been taking Karate 

Now here it is just about July 

She's gonna get that belt (to match her eye) 

(Yah!) 

He stumbled through the door tonight 

And started treatin' her up 

Well she took one look at him and her training kicked in 

And she finally had enough 

(Charlie Daniels): 

He threw a punch, she spun around 

Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground 

Grabbed a cuttin' board on his way down 

And she kicked it in half 

His knees hit the floor, shin hit a chair 

Knocked out his tooth and it flew through the air 

Grabbed his head by the back of his hair and slammed him into the fridge 

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She landed a left, a right, and then a left 

She landed a roundhouse right in his chest 

Then a scissor punch upside the head 

Broke his nose, swept the leg 

Started to fall, and on his way down she took him down - the lights went out 

(Brad Paisley): 

He's on the floor like he went a round with Rocky 

He didn't know she'd been takin' Karate 

A hundred bucks says tomorrow night 

She's got a brand new belt to match his eye 

He doesn't dare go in that place 

With those bruises on his face 

So she goes through the drive-through 

With his sunglasses on