It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway Lyrics - Who Needs Pictures - Brad Paisley

Oh lighten up, where's your sense of humor 

They're just tiny little rumors 

That I started 'cause I'm lookin' out for you 

Oh settle down, I'm just a little jealous 

and I'm sure those other fellas 

never once believed the lies I told were true 

Like the time I told that cowboy 

that you used to be a man 

and the doctor you were datin' 

that you hide your wedding band 

even if I am responsible for scaring them away 

you really ought to thank me 

I was doin' you a favor 

'cause it never woulda worked out anyway 

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Oh can't you see, the reason that I'm doin' 

all the crazy things I'm doin' 

Is because I really care about you girl 

and I'll admit I go a little farther 

than I know I probably oughta 

But it's all because I need you in my world 

Like the time I told that lawyer 

that you spent a year in jail 

and the salesman you were seein' 

you hang out in cheap motels 

even if I am responsible for scaring them away 

You really ought to thank me 

I was doin' you a favor 

'cause it never woulda worked out anyway 

I can't stand the thought of you 

with anybody else 

I know I've gone overboard 

but I can't help myself 

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Like the time I told that dentist 

you had seven little kids 

and you doubled as a dancer at the strip club on the ridge 

even if I am responsible for scaring them away 

You really ought to thank me 

I was doin' you a favor 

'cause it never woulda worked out anyway 

It's all because I love you and 

I can't stop thinking of you 

and it never woulda worked out anyway