Valentino Lyrics - Rock On Honorable Ones - Bowling For Soup

She got a valentine from Gary 

I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine." 

I gave her flowers and some candy, YEA! 

She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat." 

Now I just want a new girlfriend 

Yea I just want someone to make me laugh 

I just want a new girlfriend 

Yea I just want someone to laugh at me 

Not to smart, not to tall 

Likes to watch TV and play basketball 

I bought a car and I let her drive it 

YEA! She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red." 

I gave her all my notes from algebra 

She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid." 

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Now I just want a new girlfriend 

Yea I just want someone to make me laugh 

I just want a new girlfriend 

Yea I just want someone to laugh at me 

Not to smart, not to tall 

Likes to watch TV and play basketball 

And play basketball 

And play basketball 

And play basketball 

Now I just want a new girlfriend 

Yea I just want someone to make me laugh 

I just want a new girlfriend 

Yea I just want someone to laugh at me 

And I, I just want her to look at me... yup 

I, just want her to talk to me... yea! 

I won't ever make her wash my car, NO! 

I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there. 

Oh, oh, oh, oh! 

Oh, oh, oh, oh! 

Oh, oh, oh, oh! 

Oh, oh, oh, oh! 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!