Next Ex-girlfriend Lyrics - A Hangover You Don't Deserve - Bowling For Soup

I don't wanna meet your dad 

Don't wanna hump your sister 

Don't wanna do it to your best friend either 

I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister 

And leave me illin for the penicillin 

When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out 

Cuz sooner or later its just over, over 

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants 

I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance 

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend 

I don't want the fairy tale and 

I don't want the girl from hell 

Don't wanna be your biggest mistake 

You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend 

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I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo 

I know your thinking I'm a weirdo 

I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know 

Convince my friends I'm not a homo 

When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out 

Cuz sooner or later its just over, over 

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants 

I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance 

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend 

I don't want the fairy tale and 

I don't want the girl from hell 

Don't wanna be your biggest mistake 

You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend 

Tell everyone I'm good in the sack 

But all your friends were giving you crap 

And you just couldn't put up with that 

So no you're never taking me back 

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants 

I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance 

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend 

I don't want the fairy tale and 

I don't want the girl from hell 

And I don't want to spend the time 

And I don't need no Valentine 

My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend