Major Denial Lyrics - Bowling For Soup

You've got style, You've got class 

You've got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass 

I made him angry, I made him annoyed 

When I sent you dirty pictures from my polaroid 

Sorry about the tracks in your yard 

For taking out the tree and for hitting your dog 

I didn't see him coming, he was moving to fast 

Here's a hundred dollars for the bodycast 

We could get married in Las Vegas 

I know that my mom will take us 

Put it all on black and let it ride 

I saw you at the club downtown 

We danced together till you turned around 

and saw me in my travolta pose 

Then you kicked me in the nuts and ya broke my nose 

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We could get married in Las Vegas 

I know that my mom will take us 

Put it all on black and let it ride 

Cuz it's so hard being me 

Victim of your no loser policy 

And I know that one day you will see 

That your so damn lucky to be with a guy like me 

What can I say, feeling lonely 

So do you think we could hang around, you get to know me 

Tell me things you'd like to show me, Tie me up like I'm a pony, 

Ride me to the moon, you can spank me till i'm black and blue 

and bleeding too and begging you to stop! 

We could get married in Las Vegas 

I know that my mom will take us 

Put it all on black and let it ride 

Cuz it's so hard being me 

Victim of your no loser policy 

And I know that one day you will see 

That your so damn lucky to be 

So Damn Lucky to be with a guy like me