Passout Song Lyrics - Bound For Glory

Woke up this morning, how I got here I haven't a clue 

In my mouth there is this foul taste, such a hangover, 

What the hell did I do? 

I ran to the store to get a drink to quench the thirst 

And the clerks began to laugh 

I ran to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and 

I saw what those bastards were laughing at 

Last night really was a blur, 

Got with the boys and drank liquor 

People were dropping like bowling pins, 

That's when the fun started setting in 

Some lost eyebrows, some lost hair, 

Some got duct-taped to a chair 

Some got bold and tried to fight, 

Some got tied in Christmas lights 

The magic marker was running wild, 

Many ended up in a dog pile 

Kitty whiskers, muttons and stars, 

We've got the feathers you bring the tar 

Chorus: 

OLA OLA OLA DRI-A, OLA OLA OLA DRI-O, 

OLA OLA OLA DRI-A 

This is a passout song!!!! 

(Repeat Chorus) 

The night progressed and so did we, 

Those asleep were in for misery 

Some got painted like a clown, 

Some ran naked through the town 

Jelly donuts in the pants, give us another table dance 

Some got wild some got crazy, 

Some didn't move just too lazy 

Pour Nyquil in his cup, 

Tonight we are gonna do him up 

Looks like someone is cooking up a tasty dish, 

Hey Willow how's the fish! 

(Repeat Chorus) x4