1st One 2 The Egg Wins (the Human Race) Lyrics - Bootsy Collins

Now on your mark 

Get set 

We're off 

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Oh, the 1st one 2 the egg wins baby 

(Oh no, I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win!) 

1st one 2 the egg, 1st one 2 the egg 

(Get outta my way pent head) 

(Get outta my way!) 

Once ejaculation 

Has occurred 

The sperm enters the uterus 

In the curve 

I'll be dang if you pent heads 

Can out swim me 

Cos' life is myregard 

So let it be 

No penetrated by the sperm 

The egg comes resistent to others 

So you know i had to get the first 

To give my sister a brother 

We are the human race 

If it ain't legal 

Get out of my face 

Life is too short 

For eternal abuse 

And if thinkin' is illegal 

Then you got an excuse 

There are winners here among us 

There are some of us just lunchin' 

If you keep doin' whatcha doin' 

You know you better watch out 

It's your life that you're losin' 

Only out of millions sperm cells 

Connect to make a baby 

Surroundin' the sperm the egg 

Fused to make a single cell 

The sperm has now fertilized the egg 

Ugh, it's time for the countdown bubba 

--. 

Oh, I'm right on time bubba 

1st one 2 the egg 

(I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win) 

(Yeah, I'm a genius) 

1st one 2 the egg 

(Get outta my way pent-head) 

Ah conception 

Also called fertilization 

Is the union of the ovum and the sperm 

To produce conceptus baby 

Once ejaculation 

Has occurred 

The sperm enters the uterus 

Via the curve 

Lookin' like tadpoles 

With tiny tails 

They must swim their fastest 

Or be left in hell, baby 

Once penetrated by the sperm 

The egg becomes resistant to others 

You know I just had to get the first 

To give my sister a brother 

Yeah! 

1st one 2 the egg 

(Hey, what's happening sperm head) 

(Ah, I'm a genius of work babe) 

(Yeah that's right, I'm a bad sucker) 

1st one 2 the egg 

(I ain't got no weapon, boy) 

(What's my name, sucker) 

(Fuzz Ball) 

(Get outta my way pent head!) 

We are the human race 

If it ain't legal 

Get out of my face 

We're in this race 

Brother to win 

Oh, I've been around once 

And I'm comin' again bubba 

There are winners here among us 

There are some of us just lunchin' 

If you keep doin' whatcha doin' 

You know you better watch out 

It's your life that you're losin' 

We are the human race 

If it ain't legal 

Get out of my face 

(Get, get, get over there) 

(What do boy, what do) 

I just gotta get it baby) 

Oh, the 1st one 2 the egg wins baby 

Get outta my way pent head 

Get outta my way pent head! 

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