Jollity Farm Lyrics - Songs The Bonzo Dog Band Taught Us - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

There's a farm called Misery, but of that we'll have none 

Because we know of one 

That's always lots of fun (Ha ha!) 

And this one's name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it's great 

For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate 

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl 

The cats mee-yow 

The dogs bow-wow 

Everybody makes a row 

Down on Jollity Farm 

(instrumental banjo) 

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl 

(Grunt, howl, grunt, howl) 

The cats mee-yow 

(Mee-yow, mee-yow) 

The dogs bow-wow 

(Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff) 

Everybody makes a row 

Down on Jollity Farm 

All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet 

(birdsong, piano noodle) 

The lambs all bleat 

(baaaaa!) 

And shake their feet 

(rattle) 

Everything's a perfect treat 

Down on Jollity Farm 

Regular as habit 

The cocks begin to crow 

Can the old buck rabbit 

Sing Stuff it up your jumper 

Vo-do-de-oh 

All the little ducks go quack quack quack 

(quack quack quack) 

The cows go Moo 

(honk) 

The bull does, too 

(whonk!) 

Everyone says how do you do 

Down on Jollity Farm