Big Shot Lyrics - Gorilla - Bonzo Dog Band

I am the Big Shot 

You heard me right the first time 

Name of bachelor Johnny Cool 

Occupation, Big Shot 

Occupation at the moment, just having fun 

What a party that was 

The drinks were loaded 

And so were the dolls 

I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan 

Then I saw Hotsie, what a dame 

A big, bountiful babe in the region of 48-23-38 

One hell of a region 

She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima 

I had to stand back for fear of being burned 

Whiskey wow, wow, I breathed 

She was dressed as before the bed 

In that kind of outfit 

She could get rolled at night 

And I don't mean on a crap table 

It's kind of revealing, isn't it? 

Revealing? It's positively risk 

I like it, she said 

"You're a man with a thousand Gs, right?" 

"A thousand what?" I quipped 

"G-men, girls, guns, guts" 

"You're my type" 

"Wrong, baby", I slapped her hard 

"I'm a L man, strictly liquor, love and laughs" 

She stared over my shoulder 

"Play it cool, Johnny" Play it what? I flipped 

"Listen, I fought my way up from tough East Side New York 

Lead filled saps and sub-machine guns, like this" 

She said, "Johnny, this is a deadly game 

Have a few laughs and go home" 

I shuddered, normally I pack a rod in pajamas 

I carry nothing but scars from Normandy beach 

I said, "Wrong, baby, you can't fool me" 

She spat playfully, "I'm ahead of you, Johnny" 

I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said 

"Baby, you're so far ahead it's beautiful" 

"You, you are, you are eccentric, I like that" 

"Electric Cheri, bounce off my rocket, tout comprehend?" 

We spoke French fluently, our lips met again and again 

"Yeah, yeah, yeah", I slobbered 

Hotsie said, "You're slobbering all over the seat, kid" 

I went home late, very late 

What could I say to M