Pearl Snaps Lyrics - Singles - Boland Jason

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Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snaps are the two things 

That stay the same so when the world starts spinnin and 

Your head hurts theres cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts 

The shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur 

You can't cuss you can't smoke or spit on the floor 

Don't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue 

You can't buy beer in this state past two 

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Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't 

The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints 

It's not how you play it's the final score 

They don't show M*A*S*H on the tube any more 

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Lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring 

And daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings 

The kids are in school but they're all packin' guns 

The losers live forever and the good die young 

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Well the stars are all fallin' out of the sky 

The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry 

So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song 

If there's a problem with that we can get it on 

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