99 Problems Bc Lyrics - Manslaughter - Body Count

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I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West 

Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest 

I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South 

I got a bitch who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth 

I got a bitch with air, a bitch with none 

A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun 

A bitch with an ass big as a TV set 

And there's a bitch over there, 

Hey, the one I'm gonna get or maybe not! 

She might not like me, though 

No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though. 

Or I rock the whole damn heard 

Fuck them all and leave them on a curb. 

I got a bitch with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling, 

Who likes to fuck me with an ass upon the kitchen sink. 

I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass 

A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all! 

I love them crazily, and they love me back 

That's why they stay with me! 

So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son 

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one 

Hit me! 

99 problems and the bitch ain't one! 

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son 

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one 

I got a bitch this old, a bitch this new 

A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue. 

I got a bitch this fat, a bitch this built 

A bitch who all the titties give powder milk. 

I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't 

A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can't 

I got a bitch who loves fucking on an airplane 

I even got a bitch who have soul train. 

I got a bitch who owns rock top bands, long ends! 

I got a bitch who's broke as a plum 

But she's the most fun! 

I got a bitch who plays piano, a bitch who don't 

A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't 

A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall 

A bitch who burns my phone and probably calls 

And I love them all, I love them crazily 

And they love me back, that's why they stay with me 

So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son 

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one 

Hit me! 

99 problems and the bitch ain't one! 

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son 

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one 

I got a bitch who loves the G 

She'll fuck you right after she fucks me. 

I got a bitch who loves boats 

I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes. 

I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch who's slow 

A bitch that's a virgin, and a bitch that's a hoe. 

A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true, 

A bitch who's a man, because your bitch is too! 

I got a bitch this cool, a bitch this hot, 

A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock 

A bitch who's lost, and one who knows where is at 

She gets up on me and purrs like a cat. 

I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks 

A bitch she yells, a bitch she talks, 

A bitch this dirty, a bitch this mean 

A super fan bitch that I not to [?] me 

Then I love them all, I love them crazily 

And they love me back, that's why they stay with me 

So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son 

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one 

Hit me! 

99 problems and the bitch ain't one! 

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son 

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one