If A Man Answers Lyrics - Icon - Bobby Darin

If a man answers your phone when I call 

Ooh, there's gonna be some screamin' and that ain't all 

'Cause if I'm here callin' you, then who's the who I'm talkin' to? 

Why any fool could see that for sure it ain't me 

So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey we're through 

Now, everything between us used to be fine 

Till I became a third party where there ain't no party line 

You hear me talkin', gonna hang this phone up now and dial again 

Ohh, and there better be a soprano on the other end 

'Cause if the voice is baritone when you told me you'd be home alone 

Well, then I'm wastin' my time, a-not to mention my dime 

So, if a man answers your phone then, honey I'm gone 

Now, everything between us used to be fine 

Till I became a third party where there ain't no party line 

You hear me talkin', gonna hang this phone up now and dial again 

Ohh, and there better be a soprano on the other end 

'Cause if the voice is baritone when you told me you'd be home alone 

Well, then I'm wastin' my time, not to mention my dime 

So, if a man answers your phone then, honey I'm gone