I've Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman Lyrics - Bobby Bare

I served my time losin' track of the wine 

Lookin' through red eyes at the blues 

Holdin' on 'til the very last song 

Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose 

Chasin' a dream in whiskey world 

Down the neon avenue 

Hey I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman 

But I sure woke up with a few 

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle 

Makes you see it from a different view 

Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman 

But I sure woke up with a few 

I've met more than one mornin' lyin' there groanin' 

Cryin', "Lord, what did I do?" 

Ah hangin' my head as I slip from the bed 

Tryin' hard not to leave any clues 

When I start out the evenin' I'm bein' selective 

But I'll take anything after two 

No I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman 

But I sure woke up with a few 

Now ain't if funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle 

Makes you see it from a different view 

Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman 

But I sure woke up with a few 

No I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman 

But I sure woke up with a few