If That Ain't Love Lyrics - Bobby Bare

Baby I'm sorry I done you like that 

I called you a name and I gave you a wack 

I spit in your eye and gave your wrist a twist 

And if that ain't love what is 

In front of your apartment I waited all night long 

To see who you'd come home with and if he done you wrong 

Then I slapped your face and I stepped on his 

And if that ain't love what is 

I called up the police swore that you stole my car 

Showed some naked pictures of you down at the bar 

Pointed out the part of me you used to kiss 

And if that ain't love what is 

If that ain't love then a Cadillac ain't a car 

And if you'd rather be with him than me 

You're a stupider bitch than I think you are 

I tore up your clothes threw 'em out in the rain 

Flushed your birth control pills down the drain 

If you don't want mine you can't have his 

And if that ain't love what is