Thousand Pound Crown Lyrics - Bob Schneider

She's nice and naughty and gets around 

The maggots and the moths never slow her down 

And her toothless grin never comes unwound 

Swim through the ashes in her thousand pound crown 

Oh, there was Danny back in '82 

Beat her black and he beat her blue 

He'd do the things she knew he'd do 

And old Danny got himself a little poison stew 

She's hardly crazy and gets around 

The ghosts from the grave never slow her down 

Her big yellow heart never makes a sound 

Swimming through the night in her thousand pound crown 

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The thousand pink diamonds laying all around 

And the voices in her head are sweet chocolatey brown 

And she's a little broken bird who can't get off the ground 

Swims through the streets in her thousand pound crown 

In her thousand pound crown 

In her thousand pound crown