The Californian Lyrics - Bob Schneider

You don't know me but my name's Eileen 

I was brought up bad down in New Orleans 

I got a head full of hammers and heart full of sand 

Half Puerto Rican, half butter pecan 

Well they hung my momma from a telephone pole 

Cause she baked my pa into a casserole 

Born to be the king of rock and roll 

125,000 years old 

Superman can go and kiss my ass 

Half nitroglyc, half fiberglass 

My baby says I taste like sugarcane 

You know what I said you know I'm insane 

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Now I live in California with my girl Quang Jo 

She won the bronze in the '88 hammer throw 

She's libra on the cusp of scorpio 

I call her Hiawatha, she calls me Crazy Joe 

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