Jingle Bells Lyrics - Bob Rivers

[Bob Rivers:] 

Yo, yo 

[Girl as Dina Rae:] 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells 

Jinglin' all the way 

Oh, what fun it is to ride 

From Detroit to East LA 

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:] 

Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man 

I'm leavin' blood in the snow and smacking fat men 

You mean Santa? That boy's a bitch 

He caught my mom Christmas eve and tried to give her a kiss 

Fo' real, he's no joke, the guy don't play 

He tried to ride way more than a one-horse sleigh 

Laughing all the way, but he's not laughin' today 

We'll jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay 

COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK'S A GONNER! 

We'll be snacking on deer, EATIN' Blitzen and Donner 

Not a question of when, not even a maybe 

Have a drunk Mrs. Clause sayin' "Jiggle it, Baby!" 

Give a new meaning to "Ho, ho, ho" 

Shake that ass, girl, bumpin' booty in the snow 

So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll 

We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the coal 

[Girl as Dina Rae:] 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells 

Jinglin' all the way 

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells 

Jinglin' all the way 

Oh, what fun it is to ride 

From Detroit to East LA 

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:] 

Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend 

Grab Rudolph's horns, and see how far they bend 

When his nose turns red, his ass gets sent 

Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friends 

Oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice 

In fact, he'll have me listed as 'naughty' twice 

Not 'cause' of the fight, or the Christmas gift heist, 

But Because of all the nog I left on his wife 

It's time for old nick to move and retire 

'Fore we roast his nuts on a big ass fire 

Yes I'm that bad, Yes, I'm that crude 

I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude 

All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick 

I mean, when's the last time you seen your dick 

I don't mean to throw a fit and I'm not one to bitch 

But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit 

[Girl as Dina Rae:] (Bob Rivers as Eminem:) 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells 

Jinglin' all the way (check it out) 

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey (yeah) 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells 

Jinglin' all the way 

Oh, what fun it is to ride 

From Detroit to East LA 

(yo) 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells 

Jingling all the way 

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey 

(yo, yo) 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells 

Jingling all the way 

Oh, what fun it is to ride 

From Detroit to East LA