The Chimney Song Lyrics - Singles - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is 

But it's been there all night long 

Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night 

But he never came and it don't seem right 

That there's something in the chimney and it doesn't make a sound 

But I wish you Merry Christmas 

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is 

But it's been there all week long 

Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue 

And we don't know what we're going to do 

'Cause there's something in the chimney and it doesn't move around 

And it's been a week since Christmas 

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is 

But it's been there all month long 

Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace 

Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace 

That there's something in the chimney and it doesn't talk at all 

And it's been there since last Christmas 

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is 

But it's been there all year long 

I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year 

But my brother says, "He's already here" 

And he's stuck up in the chimney 

And he doesn't say a word 

And he'll be there every Christmas 

And we'll have him every Christmas