One For Me Lyrics - Singles - Bob Geldof

You`re a lotta laughs ain`t you babe 

You cracked me up, I laughed so much I nearly died 

It`s so funny I was weeping 

Cried so hard, I nearly split my side 

I watched you laughing on the TV 

I don`t get it said the kindly host 

But there are many here among us 

Who feel the sight is but a joke 

Your imagination`s running riot 

Sometimes I swear you believe what you say 

No-one seems to notice it`s the same joke 

It`s just told in a thousand different ways 

And I can`t wait to read the new ones 

Yeah the comedy just gets better every day 

You`re a lotta laughs ain`t you babe 

It`s funny how it all turned out that way 

Ooh, you should have known better 

You should have known better, a-ha-ha 

It`s not for you, this one`s for me 

It`s not for you, this one`s for me 

I saw a picture of you grinning 

Yeah that smirk covered your entire face 

It almost split your head in two 

I hear you sold it to OK 

Sell a photo of you laughing 

The more you hoot the more they pay 

You don`t even need to get your clothes off anymore 

You`re a bit too old for that stuff anyway 

Somebody saw you at the party 

You did the one where you`re falling flat on your face 

You had the whole place cracking up in stitches 

Apparently you fall with such good grace 

And the teenage clothes and see-through sizes 

The mutton dishes up on the Sunday plate 

Is now the lamb in ghostly guises 

It`s all done in the best of taste 

Ooh, you should have known better 

You should have known better, a-ha-ha 

It`s not for you, this one`s for me 

It`s not for you, this one`s for me