Colin Zeal Lyrics - Modern Life Is Rubbish - Blur

Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal 

He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker 

He's an affable man with a plausible plan 

Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand 

And then he... 

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again 

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again 

He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself 

He's so pleased with himself, ah ha 

While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic 

He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor 

He's a modern retard with a love of bombast 

Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwells on the past 

And then he... 

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Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again 

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again 

He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself 

He's so pleased with himself, ah ha 

He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself 

He's so pleased with himself, ah ha 

And then he... 

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again 

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again 

He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself 

He's so pleased with himself, ah ha 

He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself 

He's so pleased with himself, ah ha 

He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself 

He's so pleased with himself, ah ha 

He's pleased with himself, he's so pleased with himself 

He's so pleased with himself, ah ha 

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He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard 

He's an affable man, with a carrotene tan 

Because Colin Zeal's ill 

Colin Zeal's ill 

Colin Zeal's ill) 

'Cos Colin Zeal knows