Money Back Guarantee Lyrics - Blues Traveler

It all seemed so easy in daydreams 

Past the playground 

And schoolyard rules 

When nothing's yours it's simple 

To plan your escape 

From all of those fools 

And suddenly you get your way 

And you're kicking yourself 

'Cause you couldn't figure out how to stay 

If wishes were money 

I'd still lose more than I keep 

And that might just be me 

But consequence would be interest 

And it would be steep 

And nothing is free 

It's a small cost to dream 

But there's no refund for nightmares 

It would seem 

Careful what you've bought 

And don't you look to no warranties 

You own what you wrought 

Ain't no money back guarantee 

Well, I guess life ain't fair 

But I know life don't care 

And there's no one to blame 

From on high to the lowly 

Either you're loved or you're lonely 

It's the one and only game 

Careful what you've bought 

And don't you look to no warranties 

You own what you wrought 

Ain't no money back guarantees 

Or reprieves, so please 

I'm down on my knees, believe me 

Don't you try to deny 

Any lie you might buy is deceiving 

Ain't no leaving for free 

So you've got all your ducks in a row 

Have you figured out what you owe? 

Until you settle your bill 

It won't let you go 

Careful what you've bought 

And don't you look to no warranties 

You own what you wrought 

Ain't no money back, money back guarantee