Cleopatra's Cat Lyrics - Blues Traveler

Cleopatra's favorite cat 

Got his hands on caeser's spats 

The heat was on as you could see 

So he front 'em to mark antony 

Said, "my girlfriend's cat is smarter than me." 

Caeser had an eye for clothes 

He saw them spats and said, "i like those." 

Caeser had not thing to say, except 

"jesu christi domine 

Et tu, brute 

Jesu christi domine 

Et tu, brute." 

The senate tried to sympathize 

It was the cat they should despise 

Informant told his whereabouts 

Centurions to seek him out 

Centurions! there go the centurions 

Brutus had to turn his head 

When that cat done went and said 

"if he's got this thing for shoes 

He just might be ambitious, too 

They got holidays all in his name 

And all a tyrant needs is fame 

Those fascists don't play pretty games 

Egypt is the place to be 

But rome is a democracy 

Rome! 

Caeser never got them back 

Cause they killed his ass in the second act 

Brutus spoke, then antony 

Said, "my girlfriend's cat is smarter than me 

Egypt's biggest rivalry 

Cleopatra's cat and me."