Perry Mason Theme Lyrics - Blues Brothers

You know, it's such a shame 

That it's so hard to find 

Good, honest, legal help these days 

See, the problem with my brother and me is 

We're recidivists, habitual, criminal offenders 

No attorney wants to go near us, I gotta find him a lawyer 

I don't know what I'm gonna do 

The D.A. was Burger 

The cop was Tragg 

And Della was the secretary 

Drake sat on the desk with Perry 

[Incomprehensible]