The Gentleman Is A Dope Lyrics - Blossom Dearie

The gentleman is a dope, 

A man of many faults, 

A clumsy Joe 

Who wouldn't know 

A rumba from a waltz. 

The gentleman is a dope 

And not my cup of tea; 

Why do I get in a dither? 

He doesn't belong to me! 

The gentleman isn't bright, 

He doesn't know the score; 

A cake will come, 

He'll take a crumb 

And never ask for more! 

The gentleman's eyes are blue, 

But little do they see, 

Why am I beatin' my brains out? 

He doesn't belong to me! 

He's somebody else's problem, 

She's welcome to the guy! 

She'll never understand him 

Half as well as I. 

The gentleman is a dope, 

He isn't very smart; 

He's just a lug 

You'd like to hug 

And hold against your heart. 

The gentleman doesn't know 

How happy he could be, 

But look at me cryin' my eyes out 

As if he belonged to me; 

He'll never belong to me! 

The gentleman doesn't know 

How happy he could be, 

But look at me cryin' my eyes out 

As if he belonged to me; 

He'll never ever, 

He'll never belong to me!