Screwing You On The Beach At Night Lyrics - Bloodhound Gang

[*Growl*] 

Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when 

this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems 

brushes ever so gently against some boobs. 

I guess it's hard to believe that one man 

could have a ponytail this sensitive and 

distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you. 

I know my haiku's are freaking intense 

but even the words I made up to sound French 

don't express my feelings for your toilet parts. 

I would show up for our pottery class 

dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache 

On a unicorn that shits your name in stars. 

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type. 

Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, 

Screwing you on the beach at night. [x2] 

One milkshake, two straws. 

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type. 

Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, 

Screwing you on the beach at night. [x2] 

Don't I (Don't I) 

Sound so (Sound so) 

Sexy (Sexy) 

Echo (Echo.)[x2] 

Release the doves!