Jackass Lyrics - Bloodhound Gang

Jackass 

I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight 

Obi-Wan meets Dolemite 

Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour 

These aren't the whores you're looking for 

Jackass 

If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed 

Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his jeep 

Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut 

Used a bowl for that too 

But if you knew me like I know myself 

You'd hate me like I hate myself 

'Cause I'm a jackass 

Got no rabbit in this hat 

'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass 

Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be 

Makin' magic with the pussy 

Jackass 

Like that dude in Tienanmen Square 

With a six pack and a folding chair 

Got bombed at the parade and ended up 

Playin' Chicken with the tanks 

But if you knew me like I know myself 

You'd hate me like I hate myself 

'Cause I'm a jackass 

They could out the lesbian Spice Girl 

They could try to run game on the O.D.B. 

They could kick every douche bag off the 'Real World' 

But they won't get rid of me 

If I knew you like you know yourself 

I'd hate you like you hate yourself 

Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself 

Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself 

'Cause you're a jackass