Love At The Pier Lyrics - Plastic Letters - Blondie

We fell in love down at the pier. 

You were sunbathing, I was around. 

Soon we were sharing a beer. 

We fell in love at the pier. 

I'm no sentimental slob so don't think I'm queer . 

You got somethin' baby, and it ain't just my beer. 

Well, maybe it's the hot pants, maybe the heat, or was it the sneakers you kicked of your feet? 

I sat under my umbrella to keep my pearly skin. 

You tanned your oily body looking like sin. 

Well, soon I was sweatin' and I wanted to leave. 

You slipped into the water from to much grease. 

Well, I saw you yelling. 

I just couldn't hear, so I screamed back at ya "Honey keep the beer!" 

We never consummated our outside love affair. 

Too much tar and water. 

Too much hot air. 

Oh, what a tragic end to love that was lost. 

We would have stood a chance if we met in the frost, but... 

We fell in love down at pier. 

You were sunbathing, I was around. 

Now I go to beaches with my girlfriend. 

No more love splinters in my rear end. 

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