Happy Holidays You Bastard Lyrics - Take Off Your Pants And Jacket - Blink 182

it's christmas eve And I've only wrapped 2 fucking presents 

It's Christmas Eve 

And I've only wrapped 2 fucking presents 

And I hate, hate, hate your guts 

I hate, hate, hate your guts 

And I'll never talk to you again 

Unless your dad'll suck me off 

I'll never talk to you again 

Unless your mum will touch my cock 

I'll never talk to you again 

Ejaculate into a sock 

I'll never talk to you again 

I'll never talk to you again 

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate 

7 fucking hot dogs 

Labor day and my grandpa just ate 

7 fucking hot dogs 

And he shit, shit, shit his pants 

He's always fucking shit his pants 

And I'll never talk to you again 

Unless your dad'll suck me off 

I'll never talk to you again 

Unless your mum will touch my cock 

I'll never talk to you again 

Ejaculate into a sock 

I'll never talk to you again 

I'll never talk to you again 

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