Depends Lyrics - Cheshire Cat - Blink 182

(1.2.1.2.3.4!) 

I don't want to urinate on myself 

I don't want to urinate on anyone else 

Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore 

Because I can't control my bladder anymore 

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 

Step back in the light 

No more soiled nights alone 

But I guess I don't have a care 

Because there's not a load in my underwear 

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I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go) 

I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go) 

I had an accident today 

I left a soiled bus seat, I didn't know what to say 

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 

Step back into life (go, go) 

No more soiled nights alone 

Well, I guess that I don't have a care 

If I don't have a load in my underwear 

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Uh, anyway, uh, well as I was saying, 

My dog, nice dog, bending over, uh 

If you dropped your keys, you'd bend over too. 

Uh, so, uh, well, uh, just wanna say, 

Thank you all for coming to the sperm bank. 

Do you have a question there? 

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Shit Scott. That aki-mofo be messin' with 

My lady, gotta be runnin' cold upsidedown 

His head, you know what I'm sayin mans? Hey 

Holmes, I can dig it, that brotha ain't 

Gonna pick up on you man, i say hey Scott, 

So to say i want to say 

Pretty J, I did the same-ol same-ol, 

Hey, knock yourself on a post, 

Lick the gray metal fat man before he was down, 

I take tcb'in man. Hey, you know what they 

Say, you see about to get that bottie yacker, 

You lay her down and slackum yackum, 

Cold gotta be ya know man, 

SHIT. 

Uh, are you uh, feelin' all right? 

Oh man... jamofoba lay me to the bone, and 

She's jackin me up... tightly! 

Alright. Get out the scissors and get in place. 

Ready? Now start choppin. 

Hey man, someone spotted me, it's heavy! 

Alright now heave it on down here! 

(sound of someone or something falling down the stairs) 

Okay, it's all the way down there! 

Aw... who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs?