Degenerate Lyrics - Dude Ranch - Blink 182

Crossed the street, naked at night 

Bent over to show some moonlight 

Pulled out some beer and gulped it down 

Nude in a gutter is how I was found 

Thrown in the police car and the door slammed 

No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was jammed 

Now in prison for one month, no one to see 

All I got is this guy Ben Dover 

Don't like hash, don't like rap 

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat 

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk 

Took a shower 'cause I stunk 

Smoked a bong, killed a cat 

Had my nuts attacked by rats 

Dad got nude, wore a thong 

For a hobby I make bombs 

Went to a farm to tip some cows 

Forgot that I left my pants down 

Bent over to pick them up 

Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum 

The farmer took me to his house 

Showed me the closet from the inside out 

The police came and took me away 

Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay 

Don't like hash, don't like rap 

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat 

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk 

Took a shower 'cause I stunk 

Smoked a bong, killed a cat 

Had my nuts attacked by rats 

Dad got nude, wore a thong 

For a hobby I make bombs 

Don't like hash, don't like rap 

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat 

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk 

Took a shower 'cause I stunk 

Smoked a bong, killed a cat 

Had my nuts attacked by rats 

Dad got nude, wore a thong 

For a hobby I make bombs 

Yeah 

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