My Favourite Scumpit Lyrics - Singles - Blastermann

This town has no culture 

This town has no class 

This town has these whores all shaking their arse 

This town has more pawn shops than people to steal from 

This town has corners a many to deal from 

Steal my car 

Ill buy it back from you 

Half the price 

So I dont rat on you 

Take my watch 

Get to cash converters 

Pawn your own mum and your grandmas curtains 

This town has crime 

This town has pigs 

This town had grime 

And wannabe stigs 

This town has rhymes 

Guys sleeping in grids 

Guys snatching bags from little old bids 

This town 

Has drunken slobs 

Guys shoving pills 

Into their gobs 

Alcoholics 

Human blobs 

Bad weather 

Lack of jobs 

Chorus 

This is my favorite scumpit 

A dirty little place 

With no rules 

Look deeper 

And you dont see nothing 

Just a place thats built by fools 

Cowboy builders 

Named bob 

Robberies 

Insurance jobs 

Why we live here is beyond me 

But its the same all through the country 

No queens English 

Afternoon tea 

No warm beer 

Only cold for me 

No ones posh 

Everyones crooked 

Everyones drunk 

Everyones busted 

12-year-old piss ups are a must 

Drinking white lightening 

Waiting for the school bus 

When we get there stab someone up 

We dont pull hair 

We aim for the gut 

We thought rubbers were just for blowing up 

Thats until our girlfriends start swelling up 

9 months later what does he do? 

Down to cash converters 

Swap for a ps2 

This is my favorite scumpit 

A dirty little place 

With no rules 

Look deeper 

And you dont see nothing 

Just a place thats built by fools