The More I Drink Lyrics - Pure Bs - Blake Shelton

He was sittin' at the bar 

Sippin' on a regular Coke 

We were drinkin' and smokin' 

And makin' him the butt of our jokes 

We all said,? Man, what happened to you? 

Why can't you just have a few? 

He said,? I would if I could 

But it's probably best that I don't? 

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink 

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine 

I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse 

Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen 

Now there ain't no in between 

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink 

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A couple of cold ones 

And somebody hands me a shot 

Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women 

Start lookin' hot 

And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes 

And sweet talkin' some big brunette 

Yeah, once I get on a roll 

Ain't no tellin' where I'll stop 

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink 

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine 

I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse 

Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen 

Now there ain't no in between 

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yep, yep 

Hmm, that's what I'm talking about 

Man, if I have one I'll have thirteen 

And they can't get me off the karaoke machine 

The more I drink, the more I drink 

Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink