Short Kings Anthem Lyrics - Blackbear

We packin' diamond pistols 

Uh, baby get low 'cause I already am 

Starin' through a skirt like I'm Superman 

My hair at an inch, your boy Dapper Dan 

I always look fit, I ain't got a cramp 

Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term 

Controlling my joystick, now it's your turn 

I don't listen to a chirp, bro that's your bird 

Dude's bent out of shape 'cause they got curved 

I could suck a titty while I'm standing up 

Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough 

Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" 

Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys 

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Ayy, ayy 

I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid 

On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay 

Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow 

You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel 

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty 

Short king, mama, ayy 

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty 

Short king, mama, ayy 

And I must be this tall to ride 

I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy 

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty 

Short king, mama ayy, shorty 

Photos 

All my shirt tags say XM 

Five girls sayin' I'm they best friend 

Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed 

She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin' 

Still stand tall I don't need height 

Using all my words I ain't gotta fight 

The glove only comes off at night 

Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right 

Stuntin' in my platform shoes 

I serenade, you just built like a flute 

In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze 

In economy, still got leg room 

Ayy, ayy 

I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid 

On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay 

Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow 

You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel 

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty 

Short king, mama, ayy 

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty 

Short king, mama, ayy 

And I must be this tall to ride 

I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy 

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty 

Short king, mama ayy, shorty 

Welcome back to Short Kings Radio 

Now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners 

Caller Number Five, you are on the air 

Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG 

Uh, that new shit, uh (Mhm), that shit got me laid 

I'm 5"2' and like I've never had a song 

That empowers me as a Short King (Haha, okay) 

So I just wanna say, thank you TMG 

Thank you blackbear for getting me uh, fucking laid dude 

Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you 

Thank you so much 

Haha, well that's great to hear caller, glad you got your dick wet 

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