Secret Candy Lyrics - Bitch & Animal

if all you men are making money 

offa callin' us bitches then i'll just do it myself 

but i'll be making some switches 

see eminem will be my faggot bitch for awhile 

i'll bend him over hard but it'll do it wit style 

[chorus #1]: i ain't got no 'tience this time of year 

for all you frat boys dissin' on the queers 

i ain't got no 'tience this time of year 

for all you frat boys dissin' on the queers 

that song about the closet it reminds me of being gay 

hey eminem why don't you lead the 

fuckin' pride parade and show the queers 

you're not afraid to take it in the rear 

from holly near or britney spears 

not quite a girl not quite a woman 

how about a butch dyke riding your bike 

how about you slip on a skirt an' 

i'll slip you a shirt to put on after i put it in 

i wish howard zinn would run for president 

i'm so sick and tired of all this shit 

[chorus #2]: i ain't got no 'tience this time of year 

for phony presidents always pushing fear 

i ain't got no 'tience this time of year 

for phony presidents always pushing fear 

i still could go to jail for taking off my shirt 

and that tranny will still get fucked with for wearing a skirt 

and i'll get protested for singing for naked women and my 

pal marshall is gettin' it just for being him 

and my shit--radio won't even play it 'cause it's coming from a tit 

we need to get together and make a spark 

take over central park stop this fucking war 

be nice to each other that'll even the score 

make the world what we want to live in so no one's got to give in 

past present future you just felt them all 

now and then some and then we come 

for a moment there's nothing wrong just a song 

[combination of chorus #1 and #2 until the end]