The Road To Morocco Lyrics - Bing Crosby

We're off on the road to Morocco 

This taxi is tough on the spine (hit me with a band-aid, Dad) 

Where they're goin', why we're goin', how can we be sure 

I'll lay you eight to five that we'll meet Dorothy Lamour (yeah, get in line) 

Off on the road to Morocco 

Hang on till the end of the line (I like your jockey. Quiet) 

I hear this country's where they do the dance of the seven veils 

We'd tell you more (uh-ah) but we would have the censor on our tails (good boy) 

We certainly do get around 

Like Webster's Dictionary we're Morocco bound 

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We're off on the road to Morocco 

Well look out, well clear the way, 'cause here we come 

Stand by for a concussion 

The men eat fire, sleep on nails and saw their wives in half 

It seems to me there should be easier ways to get a laugh 

(shall I slip on my big shoes?) 

Off on the road to Morocco 

Hooray! Well blow a horn, everybody duck 

Yeah. it's a green light, come on boys 

We run into Villians but we haven't any fears 

Paramount will protect us cause we're signed for five more years(yeah) 

Certainly do get around 

Like Webster's Dictionary we're Morocco bound 

We certainly do get around 

Like a complete set of Shakespeare that you get 

in the corner drugstore for a dollar ninety-eight 

We're Morocco bound 

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We're Morocco bound 

(we could be arrested)