Fine Romance Lyrics - Bing Crosby

A fine romance with no kisses 

a fine romance, my friend, this is 

we should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear) 

but you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes) 

A fine romance, you won't nestle 

a fine romance, you won't even wrestle 

you've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants 

you never take a chance, this is a fine romance 

A fine romance, my good fellow 

you take romance, i'll take jello 

you're calmer than the seals in the arctic ocean 

at least they flap their fins to express emotion 

A fine romance, my dear duchess 

two old fogies, we really need crutches 

you're just as hard to land as the ile de france! (fronce) 

i haven't got a chonce (chance), this is a fine romance 

A fine romance, my good woman 

my strong, aged-in-the-wood woman 

you never give those orchids i send a glance 

they're just like cactus plants, (oh boy) 

this is a fine romance! 

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