Plastic Jesus Lyrics - Devil's Playground - Billy Idol

I don't care if it rains or freezes 

Long as I got my plastic Jesus 

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car 

Through my trials and tribulations 

And my travels through the nation 

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far 

Ridin' down the thoroughfare 

With a nose up in the air 

A wreck may be ahead but He don't mind 

Trouble comin' He don't see 

He just keeps His eye on me 

And any other thing that lies behind 

With my plastic Jesus 

Goodbye and I'll go far 

I said, with my plastic Jesus 

Sitting on the dashboard of my car 

When I'm in a traffic jam 

He don't care if I say damn 

I can let all my curses roll 

'Cause Jesus plastico doesn't hear 

'Cause He has a plastic ear 

The man who invented plastic saved my soul 

With my plastic Jesus 

Goodbye and I'll go far 

I said, with my plastic Jesus 

Sitting on the dashboard of my car 

And if I weave around at night 

Policemen think I'm very tired 

They never find my bottle 

Though they ask 

'Cause plastic Jesus shelters me 

For His head comes off you see 

He's hollow and I use him like a flask 

Whoa 

Save me 

I don't care if it's dark or scary 

Long as I got magnetic Mary 

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car 

I feel that I'm protected amply 

I've got the love of the whole damn family 

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car 

With my plastic Jesus 

I said, Goodbye and I'll go far 

And I said, with my plastic Jesus 

I said sitting on the dashboard of my car 

When I'm goin' fornicatin', I've got my ceramic Satan 

Sittin' on the dashboard of my car 

Women know I'm on the level 

Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil 

Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car