The Snake Song Lyrics - One Voice - Billy Gilman

He swallered a frog and hollered "Yum yum" 

He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue 

He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night 

And he stopped in his tracks it was love at first sight 

He said, "My skin is black and your skin is green 

You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream 

Although I'm short and stogy and your long and green 

I've got a crush on you" and he squeezed her tighter 

And tighter and tighter, "I've got a crush on you" 

He said, 'I'm a king snake and you'll be my queen 

With a butler and serpents in your own private stream 

And if you refuse me it would be such a shame 

'Cause I'm so tired of doin' my own fang" 

And he squeezed her tighter to excite her and delite her 

"I've got a crush on you and I'll be back tommorow" 

Next day when he got there, a two-legged man 

Was holdin' sweet green thang in his big human hand 

A long jet of water shot out of her nose 

Oh king snake had fallen in love with a hose