The Moon Is Made Of Cheese (but I Can't Taste It) Lyrics - Bill Wurtz

The moon is made of cheese 

but I can't taste it 

But I like the way the texture feels when I lick the surface 

And the rumors start to go round the world that I'm crazy 

Cuz I can't even taste cheese 

But I guess they don't know me 

The grass is always green, but I just changed it 

To remind me of the way it was when the world was younger 

And the tv's on the radio 

And the telephone's on the stereo 

And the leaves turn to a colorful shade of turquoise 

And the birds are made of trees 

Think I've explained this 

And they fly around on an airplane 

In the business class section 

And the ants crawl on the earth's surface 

And the turtles roll trough the street 

And the Orchestra's playing symphonies for FREE!! 

And the church holds the key 

The moon is pretty cheap 

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