Here's Your Sign (get The Picture) Lyrics - Ultimate Laughs - Bill Engvall

I just hate stupid people. 

They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. 

That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? 

You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, 

never mind" 

"I didn't see your sign." 

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house 

was full 

of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway. 

My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?" 

"Nope." 

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many 

boxes it takes." 

"Here's your sign." 

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand? 

We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the 

modern man. 

So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds... 

Here's your sign. Here's your sign. 

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled 

his boat 

into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on 

the dock 

goes, "Hey, yall catch all them fish?" 

Nope. 

"Talked 'em into giving up." 

"Here's your sign." 

I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was 

playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to 

him 

and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me 

like, "Here's your sign, dad." 

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand? 

We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the 

modern man. 

So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds... 

Here's your sign. Here's your sign. 

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there 

was a guy 

inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that. 

"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want 

you to jump 

into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite 

you." 

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna loose it" 

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand? 

We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the 

modern man. 

So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds... 

Here's your sign. Here's your sign. 

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my 

truck into one 

of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks 

at my truck, 

looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?" 

I couldn't resist. 

I said "Nope". 

"No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on 

me." 

"Here's your sign." 

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand? 

We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the 

modern man. 

So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds... 

People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds... 

Here's your sign. 

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the 

house, drove the 

car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out 

of the car, reaches down 

and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!" 

See... 

If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.