Country D.j. Lyrics - Bill Anderson

I'm gettin' up when my next door neighbor's 

Turnin' off the late show and hittin' the hay 

I've got to sign on the radio station I'm what's known as a country DJ 

Nothin' in the house but some instant coffee doughnuts left from early yesterday 

Ain't exactly what you call a gourmet breakfast but rich boys don't play country DJ 

Earphones microphones telephones backbones just about to break now any day 

Phonographs photographs autographs belly laughs epitaphs sure gettin' wtitten this way 

Lord have mercy on a country DJ 

Two fan letters in my box this mornin' one from the boss says cut down the gab 

Woman wrote in and asked for a song for another woman's husband drivin' a cab 

News machine must've run out of paper last thing I have is the midnight report 

Weather forecast says warm and sunny funny it was snowin' when I came in the door 

Earphones microphones... 

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Another discjockey taught me the business showed me how to talk and the things to do 

Poor ol' boy passed away last Monday old age got him at the age of 22 

Thirty more seconds and the fiddles start playin' 

Turntable's ready got my records at hand 

I still get a thrill every mornin' when I tell 'em 

Howdy there friends out in the radio land 

Earphones microphones... 

Are you sure that Ralph Emery and Charlie Douglas got started this way 

I tell you I have to do everything around here 

Sign on sign off pick up records pick up trash cut commercials 

Cut the grass carry out orders carry out garbage answer to the boss 

Answer the phone good mornin' radio station 

No ma'm Porter Wagoner is not married to Dolly Parton thank you for calling 

I tell you what I'm gonna get a real job 

I'm gonna pump gas that's where my money is anyway radio boo on radio 

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